I’ve been lucky enough to pitch business on both sides of the Atlantic. While I was no Ty Cobb or Sir Donald Bradman I’ve certainly participated in enough to have formed an opinion. I can certainly remember when every account persons dream was to be included in New Business. It sounded sexy. It got you exposure and visibility. It gave you a credible reason to not do your time-sheets or update the BCR.
In the past New Business was a coveted jewel. I wonder if it isn’t career Kryponite today?
In recent weeks I’ve seen increasing evidence that the entire “pitch culture” has devolved into a bit of a circus. For those readers beyond the reaches of North American TV you’ve been spared a reality-TV show on AMC called “The Pitch”. Old friend Phil Johnston at PJA Advertising wrote this superb article for AdAge which eloquently captures all that is wrong with the show. Comments on that blog post highlight how widely held his opinion is.
Two other high-profile items also caught my attention. The return of Dell to the WPP-fold after 15 months at Canadian hot-shop Sid Lee. Forget nationalism for a second. 15 months?? On a global business? There’s no way Dell has even analyzed sales results against Sid Lee’s work in that time. And back to the place that spawned Enfatico? Tell me this isn’t some cruel satire?
Then in other high-tech news is the HP pitch. Better analogy might be eight weeks of casual flirtations outside of their roster before concluding that BBDO really does have the chops to handle the business after all. To torture an old metaphor did the girlfriend really think the husband was gonna leave the wife?
Okay enough bitching. Why do I find this all so nonsensical?
Well, it all smacks of desperation. At the client. At the agency. Desperate times calling for desperate measures?
IMHO willingly appearing on “The Pitch” is the business equivalent of starring on “The Biggest Loser”, other than close family, it is unlikely anyone is genuinely cheering for you to succeed. Similarly, behind the PR release double-dutch jargon of restructuring, operational efficiencies and new corporate priorities blah, blah both HP and Dell come off looking like floundering ships in the dark. Was no-one at HP aware that divisions were going to be merged before calling the pitch? Did the guys doing the merging consider chatting to the guys looking to hire an agency for a soon-to-be-defunct division? Is HP really that siloed? Could Sid Lee realistically be expected to turn around a fundamentally broken business model in less time than it takes a Texas debutante to plan her wedding?
Business has become faster, more complex and certainly less forgiving of the slightest mistake. However the flailing around exhibited in all these examples exacerbates that sense. I’ve written previously about tenets of the client and agency relationship that I think are often lost in the adrenaline-fuelled quest for new business “do or die”.
I wistfully remember New Business being where agencies could look to flourish and grow. Today New Business feels more like corporate Agent Orange. Applied indiscriminately, marginally successful in the short-term but ultimately deadly to everyone it touches.
Chime in folks. Am I missing the wood from the forest here?















